The Committee on Moped Ridership Quotas is a special task force dedicated to studying the intricacies of moped ridership in the city. Our mission is to monitor and regulate the number of mopeds on our streets, ensuring a safe and efficient moped-to-human ratio.
We aim to achieve a 3-to-1 ratio of mopeds to pedestrians, with the following breakdown:
We employ a team of trained moped inspectors to patrol the streets and issue citations to violators. Our inspectors are equipped with high-tech moped-tracking devices and an encylopedia of moped-related regulations.
Don't try to bribe our inspectors with free coffee or moped-themed trinkets. They're tough, and they're not for sale.
Report any moped-related concerns to our tip line or visit our mopeds-in-your-neighborhood page to see how your area ranks in moped-to-human ratio.
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