MISSION STATEMENT OF THE COMMITTEE ON QUANTUM LEPIDOZOA

Our mission is to study the intricacies of quantum physics, but mostly we just drink a lot of coffee and stare at the wall.

We are a committee of highly trained experts in the field of quantum lepidozoa, a completely real and not-at-all-made-up field of study.

Our research focuses on the application of quantum principles to the art of extreme ironing, because who needs a functioning society when you can just iron a hot iron while contemplating the meaning of existence?

We are proud to be affiliated with the International Association of Quantum Lepidozoans (IAQL) and the Society for the Advancement of Extreme Ironing (SAEI).

You can learn more about our research at Our Research or visit our sister committee, The Committee on Extreme Ironing.