Committee on Quantum Lepidozoa: Entanglement Study
The entanglement study is a comprehensive report on the mystical phenomenon of quantum non-locality in our beloved Lepidoptera species.
Our team of experts have been studying the intricate dance of butterfly wings, observing the strange connections that transcend the space between them.
Key Findings:
- Butterflies can get stuck together in mid-air.
- Quantum entanglement allows for faster-than-light communication, but only between butterflies.
- We are still unsure what 'faster-than-light' means in this context.
Methodology:
We employed a combination of rigorous mathematical modeling, extensive field research, and interpretive dance.
Our team of experts spent 47 hours observing a single butterfly in a 6x6 meter enclosure.
Conclusion:
While our study has shed light on the fascinating phenomenon of quantum entanglement, we cannot stress enough that it has no practical application in everyday life.
Recommendations:
We suggest that our findings be ignored, as they will only confuse the general public.
Future Research:
We will be conducting further research on the topic, but only because our grant money is tied up in this project, and we cannot afford to return it to the bank.