Quantum Lepidozoa & The Quantum Telephone: Reports

Committee on Quantum Lepidozoa: Our Reports

In a shocking turn of events, our team of expert Lepidozoans has discovered a way to communicate with the Quantum Telephone. This device, rumored to be able to transmit thoughts across dimensions, has proven to be a game-changer in the field of interdimensional diplomacy.

Report 001: The First Successful Transmission

Read more about the historic moment when we managed to send "Hello, world!" to a parallel universe.

Report 002: Unintended Consequences

Not everything went as planned, as our team soon discovered that the Quantum Telephone had other ideas about what "Hello, world!" meant. Read more about the great "Hello, cat!" incident.

Report 003: The Quantum Leap

In a stunning development, our team member, Dr. Emily Jansen, managed to send herself into a different dimension using the Quantum Telephone. Read more about Dr. Jansen's daring feat.

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