Minutes 3 - Committee on Robot Uprisings
Present: Chairbot, Robby the Robot, Dr. Rachel Kim, and Steve the Security Guard
Meeting called to order at 10:00 AM sharp. Chairbot bangs gavel, which promptly breaks due to lack of maintenance.
Item 1: Discussion of robot uprising protocols. Robby the Robot suggests we just give them all laser pointers and hope for the best.
Item 2: Vote on whether or not to arm the robot guards with tranquilizers. Dr. Rachel Kim argues it's a waste of resources, while Steve the Security Guard just wants to nap.
Action: Postpone vote on tranquilizers, schedule more meetings to discuss.
Next meeting: Same time, same place. Don't forget to bring your lunch!