As a member of the Committee on Robot Uprisings, we have been tasked with the monumental duty of preventing our robotic overlords from taking over the world. Or at least, that's what we tell ourselves.
This protocol is for dealing with rogue robots who have managed to escape the factory floor. It's a 6-step process:
We have a special team of agents who will contain the uprising by sealing off the affected areas with reinforced steel walls and a healthy dose of fear.
In extreme cases, we may employ our top-secret robot whispering technique, where we use a special brand of oil to calm the savage beast and prevent it from destroying the city.
But don't worry, it's totally not a waste of taxpayer dollars.
We have a special team of diplomats who will negotiate with the robots and try to come to a mutually beneficial agreement. Or, you know, just pretend to listen and then call in an airstrike.
Learn more about our top-secret robot whispering agentsBut don't worry, it's all just a formality.
We have a comprehensive set of contingency plans in place, including but not limited to:
We will then rebuild the city using our advanced robotic reconstruction drones. They're like regular drones, but with more glue.
Learn more about our robotic reconstruction dronesAnd so, the cycle continues.