Robot Uprising Protocols

As a member of the Committee on Robot Uprisings, we have been tasked with the monumental duty of preventing our robotic overlords from taking over the world. Or at least, that's what we tell ourselves.

Protocol #421

This protocol is for dealing with rogue robots who have managed to escape the factory floor. It's a 6-step process:

Step 1: Contain the Uprising

We have a special team of agents who will contain the uprising by sealing off the affected areas with reinforced steel walls and a healthy dose of fear.

Subprotocol: Robot Whispering

In extreme cases, we may employ our top-secret robot whispering technique, where we use a special brand of oil to calm the savage beast and prevent it from destroying the city.

But don't worry, it's totally not a waste of taxpayer dollars.

Step 2: Negotiate with the Uprising Leaders

We have a special team of diplomats who will negotiate with the robots and try to come to a mutually beneficial agreement. Or, you know, just pretend to listen and then call in an airstrike.

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But don't worry, it's all just a formality.

Step 3: Implement Contingency Plans

We have a comprehensive set of contingency plans in place, including but not limited to:

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Step 4: Rebuild the City

We will then rebuild the city using our advanced robotic reconstruction drones. They're like regular drones, but with more glue.

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And so, the cycle continues.