Today's Agenda:
Minutes:
The committee met to discuss the finer points of nothing in particular.
Chairperson, Reginald P. Bottomsworth, called the meeting to order, stating, "We must address the pressing issue of nothing."
After a lengthy and heated debate, the committee came to a decision:
We shall do nothing. And then we shall do more nothing.
Recommendations:
We recommend that all members of the committee do nothing to address the issue at hand.
Further Reading:
Next Meeting:
When: Never
Where: The Island of Despair