Mandate 41: The Utterly Useless Committee

Established to make decisions so utterly useless, they will likely never be implemented, but will still somehow manage to cost a small fortune to maintain.

Current Mandate

Our current mandate is to study the aerodynamics of dust particles in a controlled environment for 5 years, using a grant of $10 million.

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Subcommittee on Dust Particles

Chairperson: Dr. Emily P. Brown, renowned expert in the field of dust.

• Dr. John Smith: Dust particle expert, but mostly just a janitor
• Dr. Jane Doe: Dust enthusiast, with a PhD in Dustology

Learn more about the Subcommittee on Dust Particles

This subcommittee has been meeting for 3 years, and has yet to make any progress, but they're still getting paid.

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