The Utterly Useless Decisions Committee: SubCommittee B

We, SubCommittee B, are the real brains of the operation here. While our parent committee might be focused on making things slightly less worse, we're over here making things actively worse for everyone.

Our motto: "We're not just pointless, we're the point of being pointless."

Our current project: "The Study On How To Make A Sandwich Stale In Under A Minute." We're making great progress, don't worry.

Some of our notable accomplishments include:

• Creating the world's most inefficient meeting schedule
• Mandating the use of three different types of paper clips for every meeting
• Deciding that Fridays are for meetings, Mondays are for meetings, and Tuesdays are for thinking about meetings

Want to learn more? Click here for minutes of our last meeting.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try here for the appendix.

Or, if you're just plain lost, try our sister subcommittee for a healthy dose of confusion.