Meeting Minutes: Committee on the Utterly Useless

Meeting 123: The Search for a Reason

Attendees:

Chairperson: Bob Smith (BS)

Vice Chairperson: Alice Johnson (AJ)

Member: Dave Doe (DD)

Member: Jane Doe (JD)

Guest: A passing pigeon (P)

Agenda:

1. The search for a reason to exist

2. The discussion on why not to exist

3. The debate on the best way to not exist

Notes:

BS: We should exist because... uh... reasons...

AJ: I disagree. I think we should not exist.

DD: I think we should exist to not exist.

JD: I just want free donuts.

P: Squawk! Chirp! Squawk!

Next Meeting:

Same time, same place, same utter uselessness.