Project Sock Silencer 2000

Project Sock Silencer 2000 was a groundbreaking experiment in sock-based innovation. Conceived in the year 2000 (as the name suggests), this project aimed to create a device that could silence the pesky sock drawer.

Using a combination of cutting-edge technology and questionable engineering, the team behind Project Sock Silencer 2000 built a Rube Goldberg-esque machine that would catch and contain socks as they escaped the washing machine.

The project was a critical failure, but its legacy lives on in the form of this website.

Project Sock Silencer 2000: By the Numbers

Socks Contained: 0 (out of 100,000)

Hours Worked: 1,237

Frustration Level: 11/10

For more on the project's methodology and results, visit:

• Methodology Paper 2000
• Results Report 2001