Article I: The Purpose of the Committee
To provide a forum for the discussion and preservation of the art of saying just the opposite of what one means.
Article II: Membership
Membership in this committee is open to anyone with a functioning vocal cord and a penchant for eye-rolling.
Article III: Meetings
Meetings shall be held bi-weekly, or as soon as someone can muster the energy to show up.
Article IV: Decision-Making
Decisions shall be made by majority vote, or through the power of sheer, unadulterated sarcasm.
Article V: Subcommittees
Subcommittees shall be formed for specific purposes, such as the Sub-Committee on Sassy Responses and the Sub-Committee for the Appreciation of Understated Irony.
Subcommittees