Committee of Highly Important People

Protocol 1: The Art of Doing Nothing

Meeting minutes from 1987-02-15: "We discussed nothing. And I mean nothing."

Recommendations:

• Establish a 3-hour lunch break to accommodate our extensive coffee drinking schedules.
• Introduce a "thinking" hour where we all stare at the wall and contemplate the meaning of life.

Next Meeting: 1987-03-01 10:00 AM. Don't forget to bring your existential dread.