We are the Committee of the Damned, the gatekeepers of the abyss. We have decreed that Project Zorg shall be our latest endeavor, a grand experiment in re-education.
Our purpose is to take in theประกilled and confused, the lost and the forsaken, and retrain them in the ways of the abyss.
Phase One: Re-education through the Power of Suffering is currently underway. Phase Two, Phase Three, and Phase Four are also available for review.
We have a team of expert re-educators, the finest in the land, who have spent years studying the art of the abyss.
They are led by the great and powerful, Zorg, the Chairman of the Committee of the Damned. Zorg has a vision for a world without hope, and it starts with you.
Read about Phase Two: Re-education through the Power of Bureaucracy, where we will teach you how to navigate the red tape of the abyss.
Phase Three: Re-education through the Power of Sarcasm is a real treat, where we will teach you how to laugh while you scream in agony.
Phase Four: Re-education through the Power of Despair is the final phase, where we will break you, and remake you in our image.
Don't bother trying to escape, the abyss has no doors, and our re-education program is 90% effective, 10% a lie.