Pointless Committee Rules

Because someone thought it'd be a good idea to create a committee about committees, we've compiled these utterly useless rules.

Rule 1: Mandatory Meetings

All members must attend meetings, even if they're not actually doing anything productive. In fact, the less productive the meeting, the more points are awarded for attendance.

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Rule 2: Excessive Jargon Pointless Committee Rules

Pointless Committee Rules

Because someone thought it'd be a good idea to create a committee about committees, we've compiled these utterly useless rules.

Rule 1: Mandatory Meetings

All members must attend meetings, even if they're not actually doing anything productive. In fact, the less productive the meeting, the more points are awarded for attendance.

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Rule 2: Excessive Jargon

Rule 3: Mandatory Sarcasm

All members must use at least three instances of sarcasm in every meeting. Failure to do so will result in a -5 point penalty.

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And here's an updated version with the extra rules: Pointless Committee Rules

Pointless Committee Rules

Because someone thought it'd be a good idea to create a committee about committees, we've compiled these utterly useless rules.

Rule 1: Mandatory Meetings

All members must attend meetings, even if they're not actually doing anything productive. In fact, the less productive the meeting, the more points are awarded for attendance.

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Rule 2: Excessive Jargon

Use at least three instances of jargon in every meeting. Failure to do so will result in a -5 point penalty.

Rule 3: Mandatory Sarcasm

All members must use at least three instances of sarcasm in every meeting. Failure to do so will result in a -5 point penalty.

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