COMMITTEE SOCIAL AGENDA

Resolution 3456: New Employee Orientation - Donut Policy

In order to ensure the well-being and productivity of all committee members, it has been resolved that:

  1. Every new employee shall receive a complimentary box of donuts upon their first meeting with the committee.
  2. Donuts shall be consumed within a 3-hour time frame to prevent stale donut syndrome.
  3. A 'Donut-ometer' shall be installed in the break room, providing real-time donut consumption tracking.
  4. Any committee member found guilty of donut hoarding shall face disciplinary action, including but not limited to, mandatory attendance at a "Donut Ethics" seminar.

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