Decisions
- Minutes of the Mostly Ignored Committee
- Press Release: Mostly Ignored Committee Achieves Nothing
- Impact Report: How Our Inaction Affected the World
Here are the decisions we made last year, and by "decisions," I mean the ones we pretended to care about for 5 minutes.
1. We decided on the font for the meeting minutes.
2. We talked about the importance of being on time.
3. We ate a lot of donuts.