Committee for the Unapologetically Uncoordinated: Terms of Service

We, the Committee for the Unapologetically Uncoordinated, value your right to be uncoordinated. But don't think that means we're going to let you be totally uncoordinated. That's just not how this works.

By accessing or using this site, you agree to our Terms of Service, which are as follows:

Article 1: You Will Be Coordinated

Our site may contain links to other sites. Clicking on these links is not a suggestion; it's a requirement. Don't pretend like you didn't know.

Article 2: You Will Not Be a Bot

Using our site for nefarious purposes is grounds for immediate termination of your access. We have ways of knowing.

Don't even think about it.

Article 3: You Will Not Sue Us

We're not responsible for your lack of coordination. That's on you.

That's all.