It's official. Our esteemed leader, the one who's supposed to prophets the course of action, is now taking a break from leadership. It seems they're afraid of being, well, a leader.
Apparently, the weight of responsibility was too much to bear. The pressure to make tough decisions, the constant scrutiny, the expectation of being liked... it's all just too much for our fearless leader.
We're not minimalist enough, we're not maximalist enough, we're not enough. It's enough to make one's head spin.
We've set up a help hotline for anyone who wants to take over. Just call us, and we'll guide you through the process of being a leader. Don't worry, we'll even provide you with a free leadership-themed coffee mug!
But, seriously, if you want to take on the mantle of leadership, click here to view our leader-wanted ads.
Or, if you're feeling generous, you can donate to our Leader Therapy Fund.
And remember, if you're a leader who wants to come back, just let us know! We'll be here, waiting for you, with a nice cup of tea and a sympathetic ear.