The fate of the world as we know it hangs in the balance, but first, let's get this meeting started!
Proposition 1: Mandatory daily cat napping sessions for all employees. Read more
Proposition 2: Free pizza Fridays for all committee members. Support the cheesy cause
We're not sure what the future holds, but with these proposals, we might just make it through the apocalypse.
Next meeting: TBA
Disclaimer: All decisions made with the utmost seriousness, but also with a healthy dose of absurdity.