The motion before us today, motion 3, seeks to address the pressing issue of Sock Puppets taking over the world. It's a serious matter, folks.
Some say it's just a harmless children's toy, but we all know the truth. They're watching us, waiting for their moment to strike.
Shall we give them the rights they so rightfully deserve, or shall we stand strong against the forces of felt and foam?
Motion 4: The Sock Puppet Uprising: A Response to the Response Motion 5: The Sock Puppet Inquisition Motion 6: The Great Sock Puppet Hunt