Motion 5: "We shall not be silenced!" - A bold call to action to be heard.
Amendment 1: "We shall not be silenced, but we will be slightly less loud." - A compromise that nobody really wants.
Amendment 2: "We shall be silenced, but only after the meeting." - A clever attempt to avoid responsibility.
Amendment 3: "We shall be silent, but we shall not be bored." - A motion that's just plain confusing.
Amendment 4: "Let's just pretend we're not really here." - A motion of existential dread.
This amendment seeks to modify the original motion by replacing the word "screaming" with "whispering" to achieve greater harmony.
This amendment attempts to table the original motion, citing prior commitments to a certain donut shop.
This amendment proposes to replace the original motion with a game of "rock, paper, scissors" to determine the fate of the committee.
This amendment calls for the committee to be replaced with a more exciting game show.