The Committee of Prophets, in their infinite wisdom, has seen fit to decree that the current method of filling out form 345-B is utterly inefficient. It's time to streamline, to simplify, and to forgo the need for a 37-page document.
A subcommittee has been formed, the Sub-Committee of Prophets (SCP-1), to tackle this pressing issue. Their findings will be presented to the full Committee of Prophets for review and approval.
Key members of the SCP-1 include: Chairperson, Prophetess Jane Doe; Vice Chair, Prophet John Smith; and members-at-large, Prophets Bob Johnson and Alice Brown.
Stay tuned for updates on this and other pressing matters of the day. Follow us on the interwebs: https://committeeofprophets.com
Subpage 1: Read the full report from SCP-1.
Subpage 2: Meet the members of SCP-1.
Subpage 3: A satirical look at the inefficiencies of form 345-B.