THE SOCKPUPPETMANIFESTO

We, the Sockpuppet Manifesto Writers, have gathered here today to declare that the age of subtlety is over!

READ THE UNDERCOVER OPERATIONS

We will not be silenced! We will not be ignored! We will not wear matching, bland, boring socks to meetings.

LEARN HOW TO REVOLVE WITH US LEARN HOW TO LIVE WITHIN OUR SOCK-DEPENDENT ECONOMY READ THE TREATY OF PEACE, SIGNED BY THE LEADERS OF THE SOCKPUPPET UNION

Join us, and together, we will make the world a more colorful, more absurd, and more Sockpuppet-filled place!

LEARN HOW TO FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS (WITH SOCKS)