Cookie Squad

Protocols for the Cookie Connoisseurs

Welcome to the Cookie Squad, where the art of sharing cookies is taken very seriously. Below, you'll find our carefully crafted Cookie-Sharing Protocols, designed to ensure that your cookie-giving experience is nothing short of magical.

Protocol 1: The Cookie Whisperer

Subprotocol 1.1: The Gentle Touch

When approaching another human with a cookie, use a gentle touch, as if offering a fragile flower to a skittish feline.

Learn more about Subprotocol 1.1.

Protocol 2: The Cookie Whisperer's Apprentice

Subprotocol 2.1: The Cookie Whisperer's Touch-Up

For the more experienced cookie-whisperer, the gentle touch is merely a starting point. The cookie-whisperer's touch-up is a delicate balance of firmness and finesse, requiring a cookie-whisperer's intuition.

Learn more about Subprotocol 2.1.

Cookie-Squad Approved Cookies

We've vetted these cookies for their sharing-worthiness, so you can be sure that your cookie-giving experience is nothing short of transcendent:

  • Choco-Chip Cookie of the Gods
  • Snickerdoodle of Unadulterated Joy
  • Cookie of the Macabre
View all approved cookies.

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