A subcommittee of highly trained, expert donut connoisseurs.
Subpage 4: The Donut Hole Containment Strategy.
As we all know, the donut hole conundrum is a real problem. A hole in the fabric of space-time, a rift that threatens to tear apart the very fabric of reality.
We, the committee, have been charged with finding a solution. After months of research and deliberation, we have come up with a plan.
Our strategy involves deploying a network of miniature donut-shaped satellites into orbit around the Earth. These satellites will emit a unique frequency of donut-themed radiation, creating a force field that will stabilize the donut hole and restore balance to the universe.
But that's not all! We also plan to establish a series of Donut Holes, miniature versions of the cosmic anomaly, on Earth's surface. These will serve as testing grounds for our technology and help us refine our approach.
We're confident that our plan will work. After all, we're a committee of experts. We've got PhDs in Donut-ology, Donut-Physics, and Donut-Engineering.
But don't just take our word for it. Read our whitepaper on the subject, available here.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try to simulate the effects of our plan using our custom-built Donut-Hole-Simulator software.
Stay tuned for further updates on the donut hole conundrum.
— The Committee 001