After hours of deliberation, the Committee of the Future has reached a conclusion: Pineapple as a topping is hereby declared a travesty. Its sugary sweetness shall be cast into the depths of the multiverse, never to sully the good name of the pizza once more.
Subcommittee A-2 has been tasked with drafting the formal edict, which shall be presented to the Grand Pizza Overlord for ratification.
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