After 3 days of intense deliberation, the Committee of the Unwilling has made a decision that is sure to be met with mixed emotions.
We are pleased to announce that...
That is correct, the new toaster will be purchased with 37% of the committee members' personal funds. We are confident that this will not lead to a single one of us going to jail.
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No, the new toaster will not be purchased with the other 63% of the committee members' personal funds. We are not confident that this will not lead to a single one of us going to jail.
And so, it seems we have reached a... somewhat satisfactory conclusion.