Decommissioning Decision 002: Revived

Timeline

2022-01-15

Decision 002 was first conceived by Committee Chair, Bertrand P. Fizzypop. Initial discussion focused on implementing a new, highly inefficient filing system.

2022-02-20

Committee member, Nigel T. Wizzle, proposed an amendment to the initial plan, suggesting the implementation of a "Bureaucratic Red Tape" to slow down the process even further.

2022-03-15

The committee voted 9-3 in favor of implementing the Bureaucratic Red Tape, effectively doubling the processing time for all decisions.

2022-04-01

Decision 002 was officially decommissioned due to lack of progress, and the committee was tasked with revising the process once more.

2022-04-15

The revised decision, now dubbed "Decision 002 Revived," was put into effect, and the committee was awarded a commendation for their exceptional efforts in creating unnecessary work.

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