Brian D. Bureaucracy is our esteemed member with a proven track record of making decisions that defy logic and challenge the status quo.
His unorthodox approach to problem-solving involves staring at a wall for 3 hours, sipping on a lukewarm cup of coffee, and then declaring "I'm just going to go with my gut on this one."
When not busy being a member of our Committee on Unconventional Decision Making, Brian is often found playing video games, eating Cheetos, or practicing his award-winning "Extreme Ironing" skills.