Committee on Decisions, Sub-Committee on Lateness

Lateness as a Culture

Lateness is a way of life here at the Committee on Decisions. It's not just a habit, it's a tradition, it's a way of being.

Our sub-committee, has crafted a manifesto to codify this way of being.

Read it and be inspired by our dedication to procrastination and tardiness.

But that's not all, oh no. We're also tracking our lateness to see just how good we are at it.

Because, let's be real, if we can quantify our procrastination, we can optimize it, and that's just the kind of progress we aim for.

Meet the members of our sub-committee, each with their own unique approach to lateness.

Q: Is lateness a disease?

A: No, it's a way of life.

Q: Can you get fired for being late?

A: Only if you're not on this committee.

Q: Can we have a meeting at 2 PM?

A: Maybe. Possibly. Eventually. If we feel like it.