Decision 003: Committee for the Advancement of Slightly-Better-Than-Marginal Architecture

We, the committee, have decided that, on average, 7% of the world's problems can be solved by wearing more brightly colored socks.

Subcommittees:

• Socks of Joy - Focuses on developing new ways to express individuality through footwear.
• Optimizing the Odometer - Investigates the correlation between foot traffic and productivity.

Chairperson: Bertrand T. Punsley

Deputy Chairperson: Dr. Emily P. Fizzypop

Next Meeting: In 5 minutes, 3 seconds.

Location: The usual place. (Don't bother looking it up, you'll find it when you get there.)