On January 3, 2029, the Committee convened to discuss the merits of introducing pineapple pizza as an official flavor.
After much deliberation, they decided that pineapple was indeed a suitable addition to the menu, but only if paired with a side of existential dread.
However, due to unforeseen circumstances, the decision was later revised to simply 'Maybe we should just have pineapple.'
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