Resolution 001: Hamster Wheels shall be installed in all meeting rooms to ensure maximum productivity.
Resolution 002: All committee members must wear hamster-themed socks to meetings to boost morale.
Resolution 003: The committee shall hold an emergency meeting every Friday at 5 PM to discuss hamster wheels.
Resolution 004: The committee shall have a hamster mascot named Steve to represent our collective efforts.
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Next Meeting: 3/14/2025, 2 PM, Conference Room B