Welcome to the Funeral Home of the Damned
We'll bury you with style
Our mortuary is the most fun you'll ever have dying. Okay, that's a lie. You'll still be dead.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Some of our services include:
Ebalming Services: Because you're worth it
Cremation Packages: We'll burn your soul for you
Monument Services: We'll make you a statue that's almost as good as you are in life