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Our Mission

We're dedicated to solving the hamster crisis, one wheel at a time.

Our team of experts has been working around the clock, fueled by copious amounts of coffee and hamster food.

We're not just a committee, we're a force to be reckoned with.

We've got hamster-sized problems, and we're not afraid to solve them.

Or, at the very least, make them slightly less terrible.

Meet the Team

Our team of experts includes:

Hamster Crisis Lead: Dr. Emily J. Hamsterstein

Hamster Crisis Engineer: John T. Hamsterpocalypse

Hamster Crisis Analyst: Jane D. Hamstertrix