Hamster Crisis Forecasting Committee

Current Crisis Levels: 7.5/10

Crisis Type: Sudden Onset Furry Frenzy

• Probability of Feline Invasion: 9.2%
• Probability of Sudden Sock Loss: 4.7%
• Probability of Random Hamster Spontaneous Combustion: 0.1%

Current Forecast

Our team of experts, fueled by copious amounts of coffee and hamster treats, has issued the following forecast:

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Hamster Sock Prediction Models

Our proprietary Hamster Sock Prediction Model (HSPM) is the envy of the scientific community.

Using advanced algorithms and an extensive collection of cat pictures, we have developed the following predictions:

• Hamster Sock Loss Forecast 2024
• Hamster Sock Loss Forecast 2025