Hamster Crisis Simulator
Welcome to the Hamster Crisis Simulator, where you can witness the devastating effects of hamster overlordship on a global scale.
Choose a hamster type to start:
Dwarf Hamster
Feral Hamster
Standard Hamster
Each type has its unique set of crisis-inducing abilities:
- Dwarf Hamsters: Overly demanding of snacks, prone to hoarding, and will drive their owners to madness with incessant running on exercise wheels.
- Feral Hamsters: Cunning thieves in the night, stealing food and hiding it in their secret underground lairs, causing their owners to question reality.
- Standard Hamsters: Simply the best at driving their owners to the brink of despair with incessant squeaking and incessant demands for attention.
Click on a hamster type to see how it will drive you to the edge of madness.
