<meta http-equiv="content-style-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"> <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0, maximum-scale=1.0"> <meta name="description" content="A comprehensive list of hamster-related catastrophes and crises."> <style> body { background-color: #f0f0f0; font-family: 'Open Sans', sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.5; color: #333; margin: 0; padding: 0; } h1 { font-weight: bold; font-size: 24px; margin: 0; padding: 0; border-bottom: 4px solid #000; } h2 { font-weight: bold; font-size: 18px; margin: 0; padding: 0; border-bottom: 4px solid #000; } ul { list-style: none; padding: 0; margin: 0; } li { display: block; margin: 0; padding: 0; border-bottom: 4px solid #000; } a { text-decoration: none; color: #000; font-weight: bold; } a:hover { text-decoration: underline; } .link { color: #00f; text-decoration: none; background-color: #f0f0f0; padding: 4px 8px; border: 1px solid #000; border-radius: 4px 4px 4px 4px; } </style> </head> <body> <h1>The Hamster Crisis Index</h1> <h2>Crisis Levels: 7/10</h2> <ul> <li><a href="/committees/hamster-crisis/hamster-crisis-level-10/"><strong>Level 10: Total System Failure</strong></a></li> <li><a href="/committees/hamster-crisis/hamster-crisis-level-9/"><strong>Level 9: Critical Hamster Shortage</strong></a></li> <li><a href="/committees/hamster-crisis/hamster-crisis-level-8/"><strong>Level 8: Hamster-Related Trauma</strong></a></li> <li><a href="/committees/hamster-crisis/hamster-crisis-level-7/"><strong>Level 7: Moderate Hamster Distress</strong></a></li> <li><a href="/committees/hamster-crisis/hamster-crisis-level-6/"><strong>Level 6: Hamster-Induced Anxiety</strong></a></li> <li><a href="/committees/hamster-crisis/hamster-crisis-level-5/"><strong>Level 5: Severe Hamster Overload</strong></a></li> <li><a href="/committees/hamster-crisis/hamster-crisis-level-4/"><strong>Level 4: Catastrophic Hamster Escalation</strong></a></li> <li><a href="/committees/hamster-crisis/hamster-crisis-level-3/"><strong>Level 3: Extreme Hamster Fatigue</strong></a></li> <li><a href="/committees/hamster-crisis/hamster-crisis-level-2/"><strong>Level 2: Hamster-Related Burnout</strong></a></li> <li><a href="/committees/hamster-crisis/hamster-crisis-index/hamster-crisis-level-1/"><strong>Level 1: Mild Hamster Discomfort</strong></a></li> </ul> <h2><a href="/committees/hamster-crisis/hamster-recovery-plan/"><strong>Hamster Recovery Plan</strong></a></h2> <p>Stay calm, but also be aware of the hamster crisis. It's a real thing, we swear.</p> <p>Disclaimer: This website is not responsible for any hamster-related trauma or emotional distress. Or is it?</p> <p>Visit our <a class="link" href="/committees/hamster-crisis/hamster-crisis-support-group/"><strong>Hamster Crisis Support Group</strong></a> for more information.</p> <h2><a href="/committees/hamster-crisis/hamster-crisis-symptoms/"><strong>Hamster Crisis Symptoms</strong></a></h2> <p>Do you or someone you know exhibit any of these symptoms?</p> <ul> <li><a href="/committees/hamster-crisis/hamster-crisis-symptoms/fear-of-the-unknown/"><strong>Fear of the Unknown</strong></a></li> <li><a href="/committees/hamster-crisis/hamster-crisis-symptoms/hamster-related-nightmares/"><strong>Hamster-Related Nightmares</strong></a></li> <li><a href="/committees/hamster-crisis/hamster-crisis-symptoms/hamster- withdrawal/"><strong>Hamster Withdrawal</strong></a></li> <li><a href="/committees/hamster-crisis/hamster-crisis-symptoms/hamster-induced-PTSD/"><strong>Hamster-Induced PTSD</strong></a></li> </ul> <h2><a href="/committees/hamster-crisis/hamster-crisis-solutions/"><strong>Hamster Crisis Solutions</strong></a></h2> <p>Because sometimes, you just need to get a grip on things.</p> <ul> <li><a href="/committees/hamster-crisis/hamster-crisis-solutions/hamster-playtime/"><strong>Hamster Playtime</strong></a></li> <li><a href="/committees/hamster-crisis/hamster-crisis-solutions/hamster-meditation/"><strong>Hamster Meditation</strong></a></li> <li><a href="/committees/hamster-crisis/hamster-crisis-solutions/hamster-yoga/"><strong>Hamster Yoga</strong></a></li> <li><a href="/committees/hamster-crisis/hamster-crisis-solutions/hamster-therapy/"><strong>Hamster Therapy</strong></a></li> </ul> </body> </html>