Meet the fearless leaders of the Hamster Crisis Response Team.
Chairhamster: The Hamster Whisperer
Burrowina: The Hamster Whisperer's Apprentice
Professor Fluffy: The Hamster Whisperer's Arch-Enemy
Call us now for emergency hamster assistance.
1-800-HAMSTER-1
Q: What is the Hamster Crisis?
A: A global pandemic of over-twitchy hamsters.
Q: What can I do to help?
A: Call us. Seriously, just call us.
Hamsters Affected: 1.4 million+
Hamster Whisker Loss: 90%
Hamster Bedding Displacement: 300+