Hamster Crisis Management Teams
Hamster Crisis Protocol
In the event of a hamster crisis, follow these steps:
- Identify the hamster's distress call
- Assess the situation and determine the severity of the crisis
- Deploy a crisis management team to the scene
- Implement the Hamster Crisis Protocol (HCP) to resolve the crisis
Crisis Management Teams
Our teams are equipped with the latest in hamster-whispering technology and are ready to deploy at a moment's notice:
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