Step 1: Assess the Situation
When a hamster is involved, time is of the essence. Quickly evaluate the severity of the crisis using our patented Hamster Crisis Scale:
| Hamster Crisis Scale | Severity Level | Actions Required |
|---|---|---|
| Level 1: Mild Mischief | Hamster has escaped its cage. | Call in the Hamster Retrieval Squad. |
| Level 2: Full-blown Frenzy | Hamster is running amok, shredding paper and knocking over plants. | Activate the Hamster Emergency Response Team. |
| Level 3: Total Hamsterpocalypse | Hamster has taken over the world. | Invoke the Hamster Protocol, Code Red. |