Hamster Crisis Simulation

Welcome, Crisis Manager. This is not a drill.

Due to unforeseen circumstances, a group of rogue hamsters have taken over the world's cheese supplies.

Our simulations indicate a 99.99% chance of hamster-induced catastrophe.

Simulation Parameters:

• Hamster Population: 100,000
• Crisis Level: SEVERE
• Estimated Damage: $500,000,000,000
• Response Time: 30 minutes (or less, if we're lucky)

Click the link below to simulate the crisis and see the devastating effects on our global cheese reserves.