Hamster Crisis Management: The Unmitigated Folly

Hamster Crisis Teams

Hamster Crisis Teams (HCT) is a highly secretive and poorly funded organization tasked with mitigating the existential threat posed by our nation's rapidly growing hamster population.

With a team of experts in hamster psychology, rodent control, and existential dread, HCT is the only organization equipped to handle the coming hamster apocalypse.

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