Hamster Crisis Subsidiaries

Subsidiary 1: Hamsterville Inc.

We have established a new subsidiary to deal with the existential dread of being a hamster in a world where cheese is plentiful, but snacks are scarce.

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Subsidiary 2: Hamsterville Research Institute (HRI)

We are currently conducting research on the effects of excessive wheel running on hamster brain development. Our scientists are working tirelessly to find a cure for the inevitable wheel-induced existential dread.

Read our latest study!