Our top-secret underground hamster lair has been compromised. Reports of hamster-sized holes in the walls, suspiciously placed hamster food caches, and an inexplicable abundance of fluffy whiskers have led us to declare a Code Hamster-Red.
Our team of highly trained hamster operatives is on the scene, ready to take on the crisis head-on. We're talking laser-guided hamster traps, hamster-sized hazmat suits, and an arsenal of hamster-themed explosives.
**Current Status:** Hamster Situation Report (HSR-1)