Hamster Crisis Committee Phase 4: The Frenzied Furry Fiasco
Phase 4 of the Hamster Crisis Committee's plan to contain the hamster apocalypse is in full swing.
Our team of experts has been working tirelessly to develop a series of increasingly absurd measures to combat the growing menace of hamsters.
Phase 4: The Frenzied Furry Fiasco Plan
1. Deploy an army of highly trained, ninja-like hamster wranglers to infiltrate and capture rogue hamsters.
2. Create a network of underground hamster-proof bunkers to safeguard against the inevitable invasion.
3. Establish a Hamster-Whisperer program to communicate with the captured hamsters and understand their motivations.