Hamster Crisis: Step 1 - Emergency Cheese

As the Hamster Crisis deepens, it's essential to have an emergency stockpile of cheese. We recommend the following:

1. Cheddar, because it's a classic.
2. Blue cheese, for its bold, pungent flavor.
3. Feta, for its salty, crumbly goodness.
4. And, of course, mozzarella, for its creamy, stringy texture.

Remember, a well-stocked cheese reserve will be your key to survival in the Hamster Crisis.

Continue to Step 2: Establishing a Reliable Water Supply