Step 4 of the Hamster Crisis Preparations is where things start to get weird.
As the hamsters begin to multiply at an alarming rate, our team of experts has identified several key psychological factors to consider:
Our research suggests that prolonged exposure to hamster faces can cause irreversible damage to one's mental health.
This is why we've developed the Hamster Shield, a revolutionary new technology that protects you from the hamster-induced trauma.
As hamsters grow more powerful, they're starting to form symbiotic relationships with their human hosts.
We're seeing cases of hamsters whispering seductive nothings in their owner's ears, leading to mind-control situations.
Don't worry, our team has a Telepathy Detection protocol to help you stay in control.
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