Are you tired of being woken up at 3 AM by your hamster running on its wheel?
Do you struggle to get out of bed in the morning due to your hamster's incessant squeaking?
Well, you're in luck! This page is dedicated to providing the most absurd and unorthodox solutions to the Hamster Crisis, a real and terrifying phenomenon.
For a more in-depth look into the world of Hamster Crisis, visit our Hamster Crisis Overview page.
Ignore those pesky hamster prophets telling you that the world is about to end because you forgot to refill its food dish. They're wrong, by the way.
Just close the door and pretend you didn't hear them. They're probably just trying to drive you crazy.
Or, you know, just feed it already.
Seal off that wheel! Use steel bars, concrete walls, and reinforced doors to keep your hamster at bay.Or, you know, just get a bigger hamster. That way, it'll be too tired to run on the wheel.